"HOW Y'ALL DOING?!"
Tobias ran into the diary room and jumped onto the couch. He hopped on it a few times before letting himself fall into the cushion.
"I was DYING to be on this show! And once Haas-Haas joined the competition, ya know I gotta take that chance before it slips!"
Tobias leans back and lays his dirty-ass shoes on the couch.
"He thinks he's so smart...and successful...and sexy...But I'm all that and more! Just look at ya boi!"
Tobias gestures to his lanky body and does an overdramatic hair flip.
"If he thinks he can win against THIS. FINE. PIECE. OF. ASS. then homeboy gotta 'nother thing coming! Y'all can just wait and see. Tobi OUT!"