"Hassan seems like a nice fellow--maybe a bit too smart, but that's not his fault."
"But, I feel very... protective of the scrawny kid. He has so much to learn about wooing women!.. Or men. Whichever he prefers," he shrugs. "Both? Regardless! I wish to befriend him and improve his general quality of life! After our time at the hot tub I realize just how much help he needs."
"I vote for Hassan."