After the time is up for the contestants, Val laughs at all of their pained faces. "Jesus, you guys look horrible. I ALMOST feel bad... almost."
The HouseGuests groan and complain. "Fine, fine. I'll continue. So let's see...
C.C., you managed to finish... 20 Bowls. Pretty impressive for a twig like you.
Jamila, you managed to finish... 18 Bowls. Again, not bad, but not enough to beat C.C. You have a fish soup mustache, by the way.
Rae, you finished 17 Bowls and look like you're in pain. I'm kind of living for it. But, not enough to win.
Quintin, you managed to finish 26 Bowls. That's enough to take the current lead, but is it enough to win?
Jay, you finished... 10 Bowls. Wow. Okay. You flopped hard enough to give me some second-hand embarrassment.
And finally, Ryan. You finished... 40 Bowls. That's both really impressive and disturbing. Let us know if you need your stomach pumped. But that means...
CONGRATULATIONS, Ryan! You are the NEW House Ambassador!"