"Well, I guess that this doesn't come as a shocker; I'm a guy that also enjoys guys and has this thing called a 'Gay-darâ„¢'" He says. He places his hands on his cheeks and drags them down out of stress?
"AND THAT GAY-DARâ„¢ ISN'T GOING OF FOR ME! I dunno if it's because it's broken or I'm just not paying attention. I thought that there were gonna be a bunch of single daddies in this house and I was gonna have a good time. Turns out that I may be wrong." He says. "UGH"