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Wanda
Posts : 468
Join date : 2018-03-18
Location : homosexual island
 |  Subject: Life Hacks  Sat Mar 16, 2019 11:58 pm | |
| Wanda was BACK AT IT AGAIN.
She'd been napping off and on the past several days--the caffeine crash had her finally capable of sleep, even if it was out of nowhere and unintentional sleep. Now that Wanda had gotten HER GROOVE BACK she was ready to make some GARBAGE THAT NOBODY NEEDS!
Wanda was busy picking apart a microwave at the moment. Nothing was safe from her grasp unless she could only reach it with power tools. She even kept her nails trimmed into useful shapes to act as screwdrivers (kept usable with Horse Hoof Hardener... because of course). She hummed happily and did a little dance as she clowned around in the poor kitchen. | |
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Delin
Posts : 583
Join date : 2017-07-02
Age : 39
Location : Fargo, North Dakota
| | Subject: Re: Life Hacks Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:05 am | |
| Delin seeped in to the kitchen to eat a good snack, since he is no longer a have-not, where he then sees Wanda tinkering around in the kitchen.
He creeps up behind her and clears his throat.
"Watcha doin' there, Wanda?" | |
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Garfield
Posts : 493
Join date : 2019-03-06
Age : 31
Location : Cambria, California
| | Subject: Re: Life Hacks Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:09 am | |
| Garf walks by the room but hears noises "ok I'm hearing stuff but...I'm curious." he peeks in and see's Wanda taking something apart.
Oh she's making something
"HALÒ!!!" | |
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Wanda
Posts : 468
Join date : 2018-03-18
Location : homosexual island
| | Subject: Re: Life Hacks Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:16 am | |
| "FRIENDS!!!"
She turned around with a wide, toothy grin and embraced the two--awkwardly, considering what a lanky kid she was. "I'M MAKING LIFE HACKS. Okay see," Wanda turned to motion towards the blender, which now had several arms coming off of it. "This will EVENTUALLY be a swiss army BLENDER. Do you ever go to make a smoothie and you think 'Man I wish I could PEEL THIS CARROT'??? I DO. BUT NO MORE MY FRIENDS NO MORE." | |
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Delin
Posts : 583
Join date : 2017-07-02
Age : 39
Location : Fargo, North Dakota
| | Subject: Re: Life Hacks Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:21 am | |
| He takes the awkward embrace.
"You're... making a swiss army blender?"
He scratches his beard
"I mean, it makes sense?! I think!? Does it work?" He asks, regretfully | |
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Garfield
Posts : 493
Join date : 2019-03-06
Age : 31
Location : Cambria, California
| | Subject: Re: Life Hacks Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:24 am | |
| Garfield smiles real big
I like this girl
I love hugs
"Life hacks? Ooh you are a very busy person." | |
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Wanda
Posts : 468
Join date : 2018-03-18
Location : homosexual island
| | Subject: Re: Life Hacks Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:33 am | |
| She shook her head sadly, "No, my soft, pillowy friends... I can't find anything to rip into that has blades that'll work for the VERY SPECIFIC FUNCTIONS." She perks up and jumps to the blender, holding up its tiny arms. "But now it has ARMS!!! Maybe it can hold stuff--MAYBE. Or pour things in the blender because that's SCARY and MESSY to do while it's running." | |
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Delin
Posts : 583
Join date : 2017-07-02
Age : 39
Location : Fargo, North Dakota
| | Subject: Re: Life Hacks Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:36 am | |
| He blinks. "Shame it doesn't do the multi-tasking, but hey! Maybe it can hold the carrot while you peel and blend!" He smiles at her, in hopes to boost her confidence. | |
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Wanda
Posts : 468
Join date : 2018-03-18
Location : homosexual island
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Garfield
Posts : 493
Join date : 2019-03-06
Age : 31
Location : Cambria, California
| | Subject: Re: Life Hacks Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:50 am | |
| He giggled "I can imagine a blender chasing me throughout the house and I wouldn't mind."
He rubs his chin "maybe it'll mash things into the blender...chop chop!"
"Uhh...well I haven't had any um...sex in a while." | |
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Delin
Posts : 583
Join date : 2017-07-02
Age : 39
Location : Fargo, North Dakota
| | Subject: Re: Life Hacks Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:56 am | |
| Delin gets flustered. "I can't uh... remember the last time? It's been a while that's for sure, HeHAAHA!?"
"Anyways, Wanda. Why not tailor your own glove with glue?" | |
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Wanda
Posts : 468
Join date : 2018-03-18
Location : homosexual island
| | Subject: Re: Life Hacks Sun Mar 17, 2019 1:10 am | |
| "Oh I haven't in years--'bout as long as I've been a WANDA probably." She doesn't even seem to notice what she's talking about, as she's far more interested in digging out whisks and spoons. "But you know what I DON'T MISS IT. Because. I've found something better. Something I want to show the both of you..."
Wanda laughs at Delin's suggestion, pulling out a towel. "Oh my sweet precious son. Glue is for physicists, not engineers." | |
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Delin
Posts : 583
Join date : 2017-07-02
Age : 39
Location : Fargo, North Dakota
| | Subject: Re: Life Hacks Sun Mar 17, 2019 1:21 am | |
| He blinks rapidly again. Lost and confused once more.
He nervously asks "W-What exactly do you need to show us?!" He then hears that he's.. wrong? "Oh? Okay then! Haha" | |
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Wanda
Posts : 468
Join date : 2018-03-18
Location : homosexual island
| | Subject: Re: Life Hacks Sun Mar 17, 2019 1:36 am | |
| "I want to show you the JOY OF INVENTING my dear boy." She thrust a handful of actual garbage into Delin's hands, then stepped back and grinned at him expectantly. | |
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Delin
Posts : 583
Join date : 2017-07-02
Age : 39
Location : Fargo, North Dakota
| | Subject: Re: Life Hacks Sun Mar 17, 2019 1:39 am | |
| He looks down at the pile of scraps that Wanda had given him. He looks back up to her.
"Don't I need some tools to make something?" A valid question to ask indeed. | |
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Wanda
Posts : 468
Join date : 2018-03-18
Location : homosexual island
| | Subject: Re: Life Hacks Sun Mar 17, 2019 1:46 am | |
| She blinked. Oh yea... "Well. Uh... THE FIRST PART is to THINK OF SOMETHING. YEA. So you know what you need. What do you wanna make with..." She picked at the things she'd left in his hands. "An orange peel, coffee spoon, battery pack and... Some gears..." She was equally stumped. She hadn't really thought ahead on this plan--just wanted to be friendly.
It should be made clear that Wanda does not have many friends and isn't totally sure how friendships work. | |
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Garfield
Posts : 493
Join date : 2019-03-06
Age : 31
Location : Cambria, California
| | Subject: Re: Life Hacks Sun Mar 17, 2019 1:47 am | |
| Garfield claps "Ooh are you going to build him into a robot? I would love to see that!" | |
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Delin
Posts : 583
Join date : 2017-07-02
Age : 39
Location : Fargo, North Dakota
| | Subject: Re: Life Hacks Sun Mar 17, 2019 1:57 am | |
| He blinks at Wanda's scientific method.
"Hmm... Well I could make a... hmm." He feels stumped, but doesn't want to hurt Wanda's feelings.
"What if I made an RC Car? I'd need some extra pieces like uh... toothpicks? And I gotta drill holes into the spoon for that. Powered by the battery pack? Or, if you guys even remember, those cars you roll back and they go forward when you let go?" | |
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Wanda
Posts : 468
Join date : 2018-03-18
Location : homosexual island
| | Subject: Re: Life Hacks Tue Mar 19, 2019 12:29 am | |
| RC CAR??!?!?
"YOU REALLY ARE THE FATHER FIGURE I SO DESPERATELY CRAVE!" What was this feeling? Joy? Pure, non-drug-related joy? Wanda buzzed around the room digging through various drawers to find toothpicks. "Oh yes this is great! And and and maybe a rubber band?? I can get one! Just rip apart a hair tie HAHAHAHA!"
Oh god yes it was good to be back on track. She felt so... accepted? | |
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Delin
Posts : 583
Join date : 2017-07-02
Age : 39
Location : Fargo, North Dakota
| | Subject: Re: Life Hacks Tue Mar 19, 2019 12:56 am | |
| "Of course! A rubber band! I mean, I gotta keep the battery pack held down SOMEHOW?" He chuckles. It's great to see Wanda be herself again | |
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